Till Death Do Us Part

i get it

Valentine's Day is arguably the most over-rated, cringe-inducing holiday of the year. The silver lining? You're likely to manage a top-dollar completely unnecessary gift from Bloomingdales and, if you're lucky, one from daddy dearest (or a lover) from Neiman Marcus. Aim high. 

If you do decide to bless your significant other with a gift of their own (other than your presence), one of these fabulously cheeky cards should do the job. Accompanying a gift, of course. You're not cheap. 

My personal favorite? The "Till Death Do Us Part" card by stationary powerhouse, Red Cap Cards.

if morgan stewart decides to acknowledge the day, that is definitely what bendan is getting

Also, if you follow Dallas darling, Bradley Agather Means of Luella and June (and if you don't, what are you doing here?) you know the "Perfect Match" card has her name all over it. 

If you know of any non-basic Valentine's Day cards - or gift suggestions, let us know below.